Check boxes are fun.
They are neat.
If I was a check box, I'd always be checked.
And not one of those "grayed out" check boxes either.
Acting better than the rest of the check boxes.
Like they have nothing better to do than say
"You can't change ME. I'm unavailable."
Although, it must be said that occasionally, it might be kind of fun.
But, like pizza, it must not be overdone.
Sloppiness (and snootiness) will surely result.
If I were a check box, with one click I could have been...